The UK ticketing system is broken and operators are presenting worse options as ‘better’…

Still delays on the entire Cental Line “due to a shortage of trains”, but not to worry - At least now we have the ‘Windrush’ & ‘suffragette’ lines thanks to Sadiq Khan’s frugal use of £6m+

NOTHING ELSE IS POSSIBLE APART FROM IMPROVING CENTRAL LINE

Sending best wishes to Mick Hucknall who was sadly possessed midway through a performance last night. 🙏🏻

These markings are a mess. Why not just carry the zebra stripes over to the parallel crossing??

A Labour MP is amplifying disinfo because the Algerian athlete, Imane Khelif; a Cis-woman, doesn’t conform to white, western standards of femininity and womanhood. The furore around Khelif (as with Caster Semenya) is as racist as it is misogynistic.

What’s not acceptable is spreading rumour and disinformation about these boxers. Absolutely grim use of ‘looks like a man’ test.

JKR doing Russia’s work for them here.

Reposting one of my best: the Dolmio family doing the “funny how” scene from Goodfellas.

Hands down the best video I’ve seen from carnival today. Gwarn Craig!

Love that we solved low cost, high capacity public transport 40 years ago and just decided never to do it again anywhere in this country…

Probably because you’re cunts. Good stuff hawksmoor

Comments related to this are hilarious. Imagine thinking Hawksmoor’s business will be materially affected because Tommy Ten names got kicked out. “I WON’T GO THERE”. No problem, stick to harvesters pal

That’s what 14 years of a Tory govt gets you.

Get a grip. It’s some pen on a train

A handy map of the most boring parts of London

Nobody apart from everyone that voted for the last conservative govt.

Went to Waitrose for Easter eggs, noticed staff weren't wearing poppies "The poppy not good enough for you?" I asked. "It isn't the season" 1 replied "Isn't the season? ISN'T THE SEASON?! " I responded, incredulous "Patriotism doesn't have seasons" The whole queue applauded.