@jessa111117 I plan on LIVING. Not suicidal at all. Just concerned about what happens when you prove God is real.

Real Jim Carrey Rip 🐐

All roads

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One more week until the 20,000,000th bitcoin is mined. The remaining 1,000,000 will take 114 years.

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding She did chores all week so I owe her $10 I hand her $7 > this isn't $10 "right, I withheld the rest" > what does that mean "I kept $3 of your money" > but it's my money "It was your money" > what are you even doing with it?

You're kidding.

Immune system: *raises body temp to kill the bacteria* Me: *takes medicine* Immune system;

… And that’s just comparing it to 1 of the 180 fiat currencies currently in circulation 😱

Why i love Scotland .jabba the fucking hutt 🤣 Scottish ppl don't take any shit

Iron Dome? Sure, kid. That's what it's called when a grown-up broad with braces polishes your knob.

100→200km/hの加速が700馬力クラスのガソリン車並み

Historical #Bitcoin prices on Easter day. 2012: $5.14 2013: $118 2014: $501 2015: $222 2016: $435 2017: $1,211 2018: $8,286 2019: $5,304 2020: $7,186 2021: $55,681 2022: $41,501 2023: $28,823 2024: $63,851 2025: $84,484 2026 : $67,310 Drop your 2027 prediction below 👇

Bitcoin holders after being told “no one uses it” watching governments pay Iran in BTC

1 million seconds = 11 days 1 billion seconds = 31 years 1 trillion seconds = 31,710 years So a central bank created 716,646 years out of thin air.

Mid April, 6 points clear at the top of the Premier League, into the Champions League semi final and I’m miserable. What a club.

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I've had sex with men.

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

One of the greatest scenes ever - and an acting masterclass. “You're my boy.” 😢 After Life