Nigel Farage MP The entire world is laughing at us because of you cunts.

The two faces of a Tory drubbing. PERFICK!! Exhibit A: Ben 'not Mayor of East Midlands' Bradley. He deservedly had his arse handed to him on a plate. Exhibit B: Laura Kuenssberg. Tory superfan and an affront to political commentary. #BBCBreakfast #LocalElections2024

I guess after the local election results Natalie Elphicke Ross OBE can consider herself on notice and get ready to leave later this year with her tail between her legs. #sandwicheswrappedinaroadmap

While understanding the surprise (it was unexpected!) at Natalie Elphicke’s defection, I’m bemused by the shock, in some quarters, that Keir Starmer welcomed her. No, not because Sir Keir is a “Red Tory” or a “short-term opportunist”. His grand strategy explains it. A 🧵/1.

Nobody has done more to undermine British values than Nigel Farage.

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💥💥💥💥 One Conservative candidate just messages this for circulation: “Richard Holden is a disgrace to the Conservative Party. He’s put himself over candidates. He’s shown complete disdain for Party members. The only reason this fool won’t be associated with this disastrous

As a boy Rishi Sunak would print this off and sellotape it to his TV screen.

.Joe Biden has a record of accomplishments unmatched by any president in our lifetime. He restored honesty, dignity & integrity to the office after 4 years of lies, crime, scandal & chaos. Thank you for your service, Mr. President. It's now our duty as patriotic Americans to

My letter to Nigel Farage MP. Hope the font doesn’t hurt his eyes and brings on a migrant.

Paula London 🇬🇧 June She having fun like 1000s do in Ibiza, you and June should get a life or just fuck off on your saga holidays

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Very helpful.

There’s nothing quite like a Scouse Chinese chippy…

If you’re such good mates with Trump, how about you pick up the phone and tell him to drop the tariffs? The US hit countries they have trade deals with too. But we can always count on you to play the loyal sidekick to the bully Trump.

Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.

If the only way you'll ever hear someone call out Nigel Farage's destructive, divisive politics on the BBC is for me to do it, then so be it.

Just these suspenders and me, think they'll hold? if you wanna watch them slip. Follow quick, I'm live in ten...

EXCL: Richard Tice avoided £600K in corporation tax after acquiring legal status which experts say is rarely seen for a firm like his Reform MP then channeled dividends to offshore trust, pension vehicle and dormant entities — many of which didn’t pay tax thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…