Dollar Tree and Family Dollar will be closing 1,000 stores after reporting a net loss of $1.71 billion from their last quarter.

This is the greatest moment in television history.

Ok what the hell

Did someone say fav 30 Rock scene?

It’s gotta be “Fresh-Ass: Based On the Novel ‘Tush’ By Assfire”

THIS is my most quoted 30 Rock joke and it doesn’t even come CLOSE

Cirie is in the house #BB25

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
Oppenheimer Barbie
please please

'There are only 49 stars on that flag.'

'I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground
before I recognize Missouri.'

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted for a second time.

[my first day in a drug cartel]
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body

'Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!'

The Caning of Charles Sumner (1856)

Your right to own an assault rifle does not supersede someone else’s right to go to the goddamn outlet mall and not get shot.

It's an honor to introduce you to Buttons, a retired squirrel detective. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Squeak Squeak 🔵☑️