why is it called “sounding” and not “cockpicking”

dysphoria is a lot easier if you just stop associating your body with yourself

they’ll kill me for saying it but getting mad that pluto isn’t a planet anymore like it’s some big scandal is one of the most quirk chungus millennial traits. absolutely on the level of saying “heckin doggo!! big chonkerino” or whatever

I hope it's robin. #leaveyourhusband

i am willing to trade sandy and emily as marriage candidates (they should be locked into a relationship with each other) in order to get robin and caroline as marriage options

"He's more machine now than man." "Like a warframe???" "Yes, Luke. Like a warframe."

AT THE MOVIES [handing my ticket over] yeah you can just slap a big “HFH” on that bad boy. your boss probably even has time to resell my seat [to my date] it means “here for hotdogs”. enjoy the flick, sweetheart, I’ll be out here keeping the concessions stand *extremely* busy

They Always Say Treat Others the Way you Would Like to Be Treated but i Don’t Have Enough Hands to Jack Everyone i Meet Off all The Time

(seeing grayed out, wife-shaped slot in my inventory) Ah, that's for when I unlock a wife

Voryn Dagoth Ur Let’s crush the Empire and false Tribunal together! 🐻‍❄️🔥 Sixth House forever! ♡

The definitive depression diagnostic - please share

I approach sex the correct way, with enthusiasm and deep feelings of shame

Egg irl #Gender Nonspecific Meme redd.it/1sjc5hz

do people even like gay pathetic trans lesbian loser girls anymore

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.