"Is it the things I think you're thinking about?" Narrowing of the eyes x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"Then I am definitely good at it. You need to practice." Raise eyebrows. Amused. x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"Wh- no I'm just bugging you." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"..... do you have time now?" x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"Want to practice now?" High eyebrow raise x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"Well I don't have any plans, I'm sure you could spare a few minutes." Wink x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

//Meanwhile, at regime HQ solidstrider and Jade

Casually awaiting John in his office

And she's asleep in his chair. The chair is comfy

Snort awake

And back asleep.

"Two down, one to go." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

Jade stop imagining it- "Well alright. Seems like a waste." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"Someone found my stash of donuts. I found the launch codes."

"Jade yes." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

Squish cheeks, look all adorable "You can't be mad at me." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

It always works. Grin and hug him "Of course I am." x.com/Dictatorstuck/…

"What"

>Casually sip your coffee "Death to Alternia." >Go back to sipping said coffee

"How to summon the President." Inhale "John I missed my period."