dillon tuck (@dillont_ck) 's Twitter Profile
dillon tuck

@dillont_ck

flip cup?

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calendar_today16-11-2013 19:57:06

911 Tweet

252 Followers

389 Following

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

out last night. nowt daft. end up pulling the town bike. leave pub. no rubbers. still folded her like a deck chair in the comfort of her own home. dip before she woke up this morn. get home. cock sore. potential clap scare. been batting lass off with newspaper till get all clear.

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

last thing russia wants is a bloke like me on the front line. nimble. quick hands. high score of 987 on them boxing machines. neighbours cower behind the curtains when i walk through the estate. unfortunately done my back in at work last week so will have to give it a miss. sick.

Jake Paul (@jakepaul) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you’re being heckled in public like Mike Tyson was you should legally get a hall pass to beat someone’s ass. This generation thinks they can get away with anything.

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

get to smiler. hour queue. grabbed kids by arm. barge way to front. dad in mountain warehouse boots tells me theres a line. told him he better sniff it then. continue to front. ride staff tell me put stella down. clearly lookin for a scrap. jabbed him in nose. escorted out. sick.

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

in pub. fanny everywhere. old fanny. young fanny. honking fanny. tidy fanny. any will do. have a warm up on some of the old fluff. dianne. buy her drink. lean in. tell her a have a semi. she gets up. walks away. assume she goin to toilet an wants me to follow in 2 mins. buzzin.

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

trick o treatin. costume on. first house. knock at door. pop the question. bloke tells me am not gettin fuck all. too old. stare him in eyes. ask him if hes ever been tricked by fully grown man. could make his life living hell. he trembles. hands over the treats. mug. next house.

No Context UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

in shop. 20 l&b red. at counter. goth senses tingling. turn around. the smelliest cunt a ever seen stood before me. stinks of sweat an disgust to family name. look him up an down. tut. spit at feet. tap contactless. collect tabs. waitin for him outside. has no right to be here.