I know I can’t be the only one that makes the face of the emoji that I’m looking for... *🤨*

Ages 13-64 don’t exist in Mexican culture. You either pay the kids’ price or the seniors’ price at buffets.

If you listen closely, you can hear the moment she permanently damaged my spinal cord. Happy National Best Friend day, Amor 💕

“The girl in the window” (2019) Model: @elenaxxvx

They’re not better than you, or smarter than you, or more talented than you. They just take themselves more seriously. Don’t be scared to appropriate their attitude. Adopt their confidence and scrap their pretense.

Flu shots for bros: Nurse tells you to stop flexing. You don’t. It hurts like hell.

idk who needs to hear this, but revealing magic tricks on Tik Tok for CLOUT because you’re BORED is so not cool

Having people tell you, “you won’t/can’t,” is great motivation and all, but I feel extremely blessed to have people tell me, “you can/ I believe in you”.

Carpe the hell out of this diem.

I love you so much more today than yesterday. But nowhere near as much as I’ll love you tomorrow.

I told my mom that I loved her, and all she said was, “thank you” No emoji, no nothing. What is life???

The other day I got told that I’m like the human version of Larry from Spongebob Squarepants, and I’m still smiling.

If you’re sick, then I’m sick, because there’s no way I’m gonna stop myself from kissing you.

To all the military homies heading back to work this week: God bless y’all, we’ll miss you, and thank you for your service.

Dear future SO, Please don’t throw your clothes into the hamper inside out. I do NOT want to be flipping socks before matching them.

Sometimes I impress myself in social situations. Like, damn, I didn't know I could be this cool.