Thank goodness for wonderful friends, Nepalese takeaway and scurrilous gossip ❤️

Shhh. Just quietly. I'm seeing someone and it's rather good.

Grrrrrrl dinnerrrrrrr

Wanna buy a house in Ashhurst? Please buy this one. propertybrokers.co.nz/listing/bu1695…

Here's the only thing I'm going to say on Israel/Palestine: you need to know the history. It's going to take you a while because it goes back a coupla thousand years. Don't form an opinion or take a side until you've done that.

There we go. This is what I think about Israel and Palestine. vt.tiktok.com/ZSNY4Hpsd/

Can anyone guess who 'calm down' reminds me of? Anyone at all...?

What I love most about Twitter is when we all gather as a big, loving family to savage inept politicians ❤️

Peak Wellington voting. I'm thrilled to be here with my fellow lefties but the sun is also in my eyes.

Is Winnie pickled?

One of my least favourite things in the NHS is people cc'ing in increasingly senior people when they don't get the response they want. You can tag in [email protected] my friend but it's still going to be a no.

Hello it's been a minute

AOB just helped me find the block button on tiktok. Ta.