Dem go ask you ‘how are you’ so you can ask ‘and you’. 🥺 Na Trap! No fall for it. 😂

Na only Odumeje go fit settle this fight between Wizkid and Davido. The Catastrophe!

As much as I dislike the ‘block button’,… Once you mistakenly block me or I block you, that’s the end.

Don’t wish me what you wish yourself. You fit dey wish yourself bad thing make you no know. 😹

What’s your value as a friend? No value, No Friendship.

If you’re lousy, I’m sorry we can’t be friends. I love lowkey lifestyle… let your Result speak for itself. Brrr!

E get some matter wey be say na Silence fit solve am, Doesn’t mean silence is the best answer for a fool. Just for the sake of peace to reign.

That’s why it’s called politics.

na ‘God bless you, babe’ I go receive from my babe as valentine gift. I’m used to it. 😹😹

If your salary makes you smile, Omo! you’re not ready to be wealthy. You’re just a happy slave!

Can you see this tweet?

X is down, can you see my tweet?

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Is it right to play Sport Bet during Fasting? 🫣

Na only Ash Wednesday dey carry me enter our Catholic Church. Nothing else!

Phone Overrated! Battery health: 100% Brand new, 90% in 3 months use, Memory Storage full in 6 months use. Guess the phone.

What’s the difference between Fridge and Refrigerator?

What are we keh? We are Pencil in the Hand of the Creator. 😂😂

Lowkey, some people go like to reshare memes but Celebrity lifestyle no gree dem 😂 😂