jay-z has a custom la-z boy that says "jay-z boy" on it. he doesn't even sit in it. just walks by n giggles, mumblin "u crazy for this one"

Liverpool's former player Arbeloa fouls the black Patrice Evra. I see his game.

You have the unique power to make it a beautiful place or a real mess.

That's pretty close to happiness for me - I do nothing. I do nothing. I do nothing.

He's dreaming of eggs. Eggs, eggs. What kind of eggs?

"@Iconic_Football: Walsall FC account is hacked and the hacker sends out this hilarious tweet. >>> bit.ly/1aRgUsV" Iain Alpine

Can't wait for you to try my new fragrance. It reeks of modern life's nauseating air.

abyss don't kill my vibe

MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE GOT ALL OF THE GOALS

@Gwall91 got a pint bet on it with jagger. Gonna be a 3-0 buttner hat trick.

@Gwall91 I'll take that. If you win I'll post you a pint.

If someone brags, brag right back!

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

I began to fear that I had never truly smiled at anyone.

13 Sep 2016