I want wings and an Asian Flight Attendant

If I were out at a bar on a Tuesday night and Taylor strolled in and performed- I would legit die

I’m so ready for the nuggets already.

Judging by the way my neighborhood sounds already. Everyone is taking tomorrow off lol

Only Celebrating a day off today with a hotdog. Because FDT

I only say nothing beats a jet 2 holiday.

This maga meltdown is wild.

Trump Federal Housing Director Bill Pulte says, "I believe [Jerome] Powell will be resigning soon, but today is not the day."

Giggling Grizzly, The Hornet and Pub On Pearl all closed within a month of each other. I could cry.

For the love of god please give me TS12 to salvage this year

More Variants than I’ve been on flights this year.

BIGGEST WIN ON TWITTER EVER‼️‼️ TOLD Y’ALL NOT TO FUCKING SLEEP ON ME 🐐 🐐 AM GIVING $1000 TO EVERYONE THAT LIKES/RT/COMMENTS ❤️🍀 Y’ALL KNOW WHO THE FUCKING GOAT IS NOW💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

PLATINUM TIPS ❤️🍀

I need to find the nearest cliff.

Gun violence has always and will always continue to be the problem. We are the only country in the world that sees as much gun violence as it does. It will never change either.

I could unfollow more people this week than after the election. Wild

I couldn’t imagine losing a World Series like that.

Did the democrats finally wake up? #FDT