She decided Captain America is her husband. Agsjeuhdyseudhdgwuehd×_!^+£dhsuw. Send help.

Sure, the pharaohs may have been genius visionaries who successfully 'achieved' one of the greatest engineering/construction feats ever (e.g. pyramids) but would you work for or support them? Were they good kings?

Not every hero turn on their webcam.

yea I'm so hard core

Hear me out. Text to speech but with Bandit and Chili voices. If you know you know.

Sadly I have not seen a successful translation of these lyrics without it becoming cringe. Truly lost in translation beaut.. youtube.com/watch?v=I-el8U…

I'm so lazy I procrastinate sleep

Is it just me or bus drivers are nicer leading to christmas...

On the day of Christmas my true love sent to me one big as work dream...

I keep thinking that Ciri will break into Let It Go at any moment.. #TheWitcherNetflix

Avatar is the longest screensaver I've ever watched.

As a designer I want to get promoted asap so I can work on prettifying presentation slides

Sometimes in Teams meetings I just click on all the people to select all, right click and hit Align.

No amount of scrolling will save me today.

Does anyone set goals in your personal life based on financial year instead of calendar?

2nd time this week I got mistaken as the waiter in a diner. I must have an actress look.

Quick, offer $2 to not have a blue check

My 5yo said my job was a figureouter. That's how I'm introducing myself from now on, thanks. #productmanager #figureouter

PSA products please stop putting the record audio icon at the same place as the send message icon. Slack WhatsApp looking at you.