What do you mean? Christ was a total poon slayer

Every stripper needs a rat dog for emotional support

I have laryngitis and the only person who wanted a lap dance was an elderly woman wearing vibrating panties

comedy clubs are great cuz they’re the only place where you can eat like ur in a chuck e cheese while a guy from a 90s sitcom calls you gay for sitting next to another man

A thirst trap to make up for airing my grievances 💋

Did I quit or was I fired?

Not to brag but I know him

I’m very sad to be leaving San Francisco because I love doing comedy here, I’m also relieved because I hate rich tech assholes and I can do comedy anywhere 🤷‍♀️

Flying 1st class with my sleep paralysis demon

First time flying first class, they delayed the flight because there was a HOLE in the door of the plane. I have to take a different flight now and I’m getting downgraded😂. It was fun to sit in a reclining seat for an hour though, thanks United Airlines!

Thanks for caring. Should I spend the night in Houston at an airport hotel and get shit faced or should I go home, sleep and then catch a flight late tonight? Please advise

I’m in Costa Rica, I have Covid and I’m relying on tropical drinks for sustenance. 9 quarantine days left then I’m home free

Came here to say this

Someone told me the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life but made me promise not to use it for comedy because it was deeply traumatic for them. It’s been 6 days and I’m still laughing what do I do?

One time I called the sexual assault hotline and they had to end the call early because they were doing a shift change 😂

Has anyone said the Matt Rife special is “Nanette” for guys

Has anyone seen or heard from Nick Lately? Our beautiful boy is missing

I read this in Down’s syndrome voice

Is Elon Musk a genius philosopher king or a smol austistic boy who is too socially unaware to know what a sieg heil means?

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