If the female lead is an adult virgin I’m not interested in watching it

I didn’t know who the fuck Bella Thorne was before Onlyfans 😂

Happy belated birthday my queen 👑

The Joe Rogan Experience is banning white men under 5’6”

Some people come to the strip club for the “girlfriend experience”, others come for the “wife experience”, where they watch sports and actively ignore you #stripperproblems

Why do Christian guys come into strip clubs to get horny looking at titties whilst explaining in detail that they are living a chaste life and saving themselves for marriage. If the chastity you’re talking about doesn’t involve a cage then BYE 👋

Someone tried to do the your-shoulders-are-so-tense-let-me-rub-them move with my head last night. “Your head is so tense” yeah it’s called a fuckin’ scull genius

The guy said he was “appreciating god’s creation of the female form”. I guess I similarly appreciate the wonders of the human body while watching double anal on pornhub

Shithole cities have the best people

Someone convince me not to move to Portland, get way more tattoos and work at an alternative club that lets me wear sneakers

I’ve been dancing in SF for almost 4 years. All of the clubs here are owned by a corporation called Deja Vu. You can imagine what it’s like working for a corporation and being a sex worker. I hate it here

A thirst trap to make up for airing my grievances 💋

Did I quit or was I fired?

It’s an election year! Time to get yelled at about abortion rights by a guy who has never had sex (My breasts will be out)

Last week a man and his brother-in-law were having a boys night at the strip club. While sitting at my stage, the man asked if I would be into a threesome with them both.I asked the guy “how would you look your sister in the eyes after that?” And he was disgusted with MY comment

The DJ at my club is getting a divorce and he’s devastated. He’s playing Creed songs all day and announcing over the loud speaker: “NEVER TAKE YOUR WIFE FOR GRANTED!” (6 Feet from the Edge is playing in the background and I’m nude)