My entire timeline is either people talking about Israel and Iran or Sabrina Carpenter with the exact same level of intensity

À jamais inégalée

summer is going to feel like this

Me right now

need martin and hamzah to recreate this for next years calendar

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

missed out on the universal experience of dating someone evil when i was 19… i was too focused on being insane

"I have an AI boyfriend" no you don't. It's Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve not Adam and USB

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

AHHWWW LAAAWD

Je ne saurais expliquer à la moi enfant qu’Andy raconte a fait une crise mystique, que Jigmé est devenu un sex symbol & que Danil est devenu Hitler

ho you is not 2hollis open.spotify.com/track/62HoDY1K…

The number of languages I speak is bigger than the number of guys I dated

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

Mon oncle Abdehaq a le même problème que le CEO de Fortnite, c’est quand même merveilleux la mondialisation

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

How life feels when i have to run more than like 1 or 2 errands in a day