TONIGHT Camden Comedy Club Scrooge Learnt Nothing Featuring Bec Hill John-Luke Roberts Joz Norris Andrew O’Neill ♃ @thestroid Jamie Mykaela Mary O’Connell Ian Lane Benjamin Richard Todd dice.fm/event/dkvqog-s…

In my one man A Christmas Carol (opening tonight at Barons Court Theatre I play 27 characters plus the narrator (including Tiny Tim), but there is ONE character I do NOT play, and is portrayed by someone/something else. Care to guess which one? (No giving it away if you’ve seen it)

I can't make this gig now cos my kid is ill but YOU should go, by goodness.

This is a must: TONIGHT’s TIFF screening is Alice Lowe’s brilliant TIMESTALKER.

Merry Christmas GWR. How come the Paddington-Oxford service finishes so very early tomorrow? Seems a bit odd given the New Years Eve celebrations!

Who has done some fantastic adventures that demonstrate you don't need to fly halfway around the world to have a brilliant journey? I'm looking for contributors for a newsletter piece. Thank you!

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

Have I ever, in my thirty years in the halls, seen such a dazzling display of lustrous legerdemain? ... The answer must be never, sir. NEVER!

Direct your attention to the lad in shorts on the far left…

Right, we all know Blue Monday isn’t real and our mental health doesn’t fit neatly into a calendar. But as it’s trending again this year, we’ll use this moment to share some words that could hopefully bring comfort when tough days do happen. Retweet to help us get real info out.

Hey Elon Musk When you did that Nazi salute did you think you were being edgy? Cos actually you just looked like an awkward nerd trying to play up to the tough boys.

Planet of the Daleks (PART THREE) shows.acast.com/wheezing/episo…

TONIGHT! Occult stand-up comedy from acclaimed comedian Andrew O'Neill! ★★★★★ Telegraph ★★★★★ Scotsman ★★★★★ One4Review ★★★★★ Scotsgay “An hour of colossal scope. Their comedy shows are hilarious, wide-reaching affairs that have no peers” - ★★★★ CHORTLE

BIRMINGHAM TOMORROW! Breaking my Twitter fast to drum up some tickets for this show! Get yours now and PLEASE RT and spread the word! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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