Am I watching The Bachelor or Pretty Little Liars? Idk you tell me #TheBachelor

I should be a PI because I just found Marissa from #TheBachelor you saw it here first

I wish bachelor Barb would get eaten by the demogorgon like the Stranger Things Barb #TheBachelor

Was literally just talking about this the other day! Water up to your shins 😂

This morning, I am truly scared to go to work. It shouldn’t be like this. For the first time ever, I wish I hadn’t become an ICU nurse. This is terrifying.

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

Unpopular opinion but I think those halo top ice creams & nutrition teas are both disgusting. Y’all just tryna look cool lolz

I just found out about the #freeBritney uproar and I am not okay! How did I just find out she’s being drugged and held against her will for years?!

I haven’t been this mad about a living thing in captivity since the Sea World documentary “Black Fish”. Britney Spears is basically Tilikum. I need a Netflix documentary yesterday.

I miss my crazy college self.

I can’t wait for family guy to get coronavirus jokes because Meg is definitely going to get it and I can’t wait.

As much as I want the Celtics to win, I just can’t help but have my jaw dropped at Tyler Herro. He is unstoppable. Kentucky trained him well.

‼️ Cheeto has NO money

I’ve been sent so much blackmail today from diff friends from this day 2 & 3 years ago. My Lord. When I say I have calmed down tremendously..

@ all my friends

I miss Emerald Hill snow days. What I would do to go back to college.

Guacamole

Nick Done 🇺🇸 Jeff Bernthal This is real shit. If you purposefully refuse to get vaccinated and/or wear a mask, you should be forced to sign healthcare waivers. Ain’t no need in wasting valuable medical care on your silly ass if you refused to do things necessary to keep you alive.

#VoteCodyCMT

Well this aged well.. here I am almost done with my first semester of CRNA school. Except let’s try $225,000 tuition now. I should’ve done this 6 years ago when I had the thought & I would be living luxurious now. #inflation