Roger Tilling when he announces "Imperial, Salamanca Camacho!" #UniversityChallenge

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

She ain’t ever gonna be respectable.

One of the most disgusting pitches I've had the displeasure of watching a game of football on at this level.

I am genuinely considering paying a friend to queue up outside my local record shop to get this for me whilst I do my traditional Saturday morning parkrun. That gorgeous gold vinyl the perfect incentive for a quick time #loveparkrun #lovemoyet

Gig etiquette has gone out the window sadly. Some very selfish people about 😔

Wonderful to tie in my 400th parkrun with the final date of Alison Moyet's UK and Ireland tour - my third show of the tour but my first ever visit to Aberdeen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤩 Thank you Aberdeen parkrun for a wonderful welcome #loveparkrun #isthisloveparkrun

My first ever AFC Telford United (P) game in January 2020 (on my first ever visit to Telford) and Matty the programme cover star. Wilkin the Brackley manager, with Ellis Myles and Armson in opposition #upthebucks

"A spokesperson said that they have gone bust."

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax… Them: What band are you in? Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band 😬

Still an absolute banger 🤩

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No one actually needs to work on the train. You're giving your employer free labour. Stop it, put the laptop away and read a book.

It turns out Matty needs three goals to match the goal tally of the entire Banbury squad this season (34). Stenson again ole ole ole #UpTheBucks

These boys 🤩 What a day. Lost my voice 🤣 #UpTheBucks

youtu.be/mV7JfFYL58M?si… 20 years ago to the month, this song soundtracked a heady night in Mallorca celebrating the end of my uni degree. Now, 20 years later, a UK #11 hit for Belgian dance act Danzel in 2004 will soundtrack AFC Telford United (P)'s incredible promotion back to the NLN 🤩

🎙️ “This club does not know when it is beaten!”

🤩Favourite game: Bedford (W) 6-2 👎Worst game: Stratford (L) 4-0 🏟️Best ground: Stratford for the bar, everywhere else that was segregated I wasn't made to feel welcome 🏟️Worst ground: Alvechurch ⚽️Favourite goal: Fridye-Harper vs Kettering 🚗Longest journey: Bishop's Stortford

How I feel before I eat breakfast.