LOL.

"Our previous platform was expensive & fraught with problems. We've been on BigCommerce a few months now & the company is like, why didn’t we do this earlier?” How Fastfix Bristol Limited avoided app subscriptions & developer costs while increasing orders by 15%: bit.ly/2GtJnf2

Went to the doctors about my hearing problem. He asked me to describe the symptoms. I said yeah Homers a fat bastard and Marj has blue hair

When banana skins are falling, I'll come slipping back to you....

@fyrret had same problem with one of ours, men hanging around the door, put some food where they are peeing, helps stop them

Dear O2, next time just take a snapshot right?

Genius. RT The Poke: “Essex Police issue first picture of missing #EssexLion ”

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Did twitter turn into a dieting club in my absence? Oops I missed that one.

@Spiechel777 Niantic lol

RIP Carrie Fisher, 60. Very sad news.

Whilst I'm always a fan of value for money, cathedral city have surpassed themselves tonight with their free Stilton offer! #wtf

Rain stopped play! #ct17 #ENGvAUS