how it feels wearing a band shirt in public the day after you buy it at a concert

Me explaining to my family what | do at work

strict asian obama

when i find this soyjak it's over for you

jojo’s smoking adventure

Please tell me Charlie’s okay.

How many times must we have our hearts broken

Wait what?

Counting or not counting White House correspondents’ dinners

i’ll be honest it’s so fucking funny to take this angle after another shooting attempt its just so shameless

Kash tonight

Nothing funnier than this not being a false flag to institute emergency executive powers but instead being a false flag to institute ballroom

Never

Another perfectly normal day stocking perfectly reasonable freight at Walmart

"40 years ago I was tucked into bed every night. Same for all my friends. Never happens now. Why is that?"

Hans Zimmer remembered his True Romance days and decided to write actual score for this garbage instead of his usual trailer sound crap, and kids aren't happy about it

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar