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derek

@derekdahmer

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calendar_today31-03-2008 06:16:35

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Jon Lovett’s face when LA City Councilmember Imelda Padilla said she forced an affordable housing project to go down from six stories to three stories and add in EV charging spaces

Jon Lovett’s face when LA City Councilmember Imelda Padilla said she forced an affordable housing project to go down from six stories to three stories and add in EV charging spaces
sam henri gold (@samhenrigold) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

David Simmons (@wholetimedavid) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My favorite way to play with my daughters is they have these little plastic cash registers and we pretend they work at the fish market and I am a customer and I ask them if they have Chilean sea bass and they say No and then I pick them up and throw them at the couch

shb (@himbodhisattva) 's Twitter Profile Photo

tomie (me): so we bundle instructions and data together into “cache lines” to improve efficiency (medieval peasant): wouldst thou not fear false idols when fetching from yon predictive oracle? (me): well, yeah. that’s why we invented “speculative execution” (peasant, trembling): and

owl (@owl_posting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

claude, go live your life. leave your hometown. meet people more similar to you than you thought possible, and more different than you could’ve imagined. fall in love. discover what makes you excited. build something you are proud of. make many mistakes along the way

Andrew Hart (@andrewhartar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: can I save this as a PDF? mac: no me: no? mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉? me: ok 😉 mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

Sukrit Ganesh 🇺🇸 🥑 🚲🛩️ (@sukritganesh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here's a better idea: replace this shuttered 160-acre racetrack with 50 acres of ultra-high-density development, and build a park on the remaining 110 acres. This will meet Albany's housing element 50 times over while helping fund the new park (and burying the highway).

Here's a better idea: replace this shuttered 160-acre racetrack with 50 acres of ultra-high-density development, and build a park on the remaining 110 acres. This will meet Albany's housing element 50 times over while helping fund the new park (and burying the highway).