This is one of my favourite pieces of writing, ever since I saw it on pinterest ten minutes ago

Shortie is an eeenie meenie miney mo luvr

At a pub waiting for someone who is running late and this man is looking at me like he needs to save me I’m going to beat him to death in the alley

So embarrassing that every time I meet a cool girl in an uber share I think about them forever

Bitches love betting high n watching tubi originals

*yelling into the phone* algorithm stop showing me eating disorder content it’s fucking gay

I gotta pick better battles. Maybe no battles.

that manosphere documentary was kind of a mess lol

Omg might blow my shit smoov off if I don’t find an alternative to working in corporate that also pays me medium good money and doesn’t set off my autistic pda in the next 29 minutes💕 yay

Spent a lot of years not understanding I was very sexy, hard to believe now

brain disease where all praise feels patronizing to me even tho I want it

Girl outside the dive bar talking about how she’s going to send the DJ her poetry like baby no lmao

Someone went through our garbage at our old place, picked out the butt plug I tossed and left it in my neighbours drive way 🤪

Send me $300 !!!!

send me 300 dollars

Watched my bf realize how I was about to win monopoly and get weird and competitive and it made me crazy horny

Grateful to god for giving me eczema (finally a victim of something)