Tilly cat has brought home another magpie any more gonna nick church bell and wrap it around her neck. :-(

How can we have a shortage of water when it always rain. Is someone nicking the water?

An idiot abroad so funny i could watch and listen to karl and his 1 liners all day. 10/10 for karl.

If u have problems with magpies please let me know i have a fat cat what loves them She eats a lot attack feet at 5am if not early for a pee

I was woken up at 4am tilly did not want a pee she just wanted to wash and rub her sent on me feet. Tilly your such a brave cat or just mad.

Blueberry bitter. Diffrent :-!

Can not sleep

So anoying you get into a film on tv next min adverts come on. Before u know it u have seen half an hour of shit on ads and a hour of film.

Next time sale rep calls round and tells me he is not selling anything. I will ask him to swear on bible. And throw water to bless him.

Hate when males walk around hand in pants in supermarket and pick food up put it back. Give me a bat to clobber them. Its not gone run away.