Got to feel for Penny Mordaunt. Looking like she'll have to wait until November to be Prime Minister

Energy truths:- • Shell & BP did not pay corporation tax on North Sea oil & gas from 2018-20 • They paid shareholders £44bn+ from 2018-20 • Shell has made £26bn+ profit this year without paying one penny in UK windfall tax • 1 person dies every 52 mins due to a cold home

1 in 9 nurses (40,000) left the NHS last year. There is a massive recruitment and retention crisis which has an impact on patient safety. Foreign nurses aren't the problem. Poor pay and conditions are.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The economy will come back, your rights may not. — Vote.

Today’s just saying.

Nurses are going on strike precisely because of concerns around patient safety. Poor pay has led to a mass exodus of nurses and those who remain in the profession work in thinly resourced environments. Only 21% of nurses say there are enough staff to do their job properly. 🧵

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Imagine knowing you could have been the hero… Who spent $40bn to end world hunger for at least a year But instead you pissed it away embarrassing yourself on a global stage and devaluing your entire business portfolio.

Kind of Jeremy Hunt to say ‘everyone will need to make a contribution’ to fix the problem the Tories created

Those casting themselves as innovators in relation to health & social care need to decide whether they're in the business of administering CPR to an already dying system, or if they want to be the midwives to a new, better one.

Brits of a certain generation will always know that although her love has got no money, he’s got his trombelese.

“I am criminalising the last option working people have to challenge my government: disruption, in order to distract from the fact that the biggest disruption to working peoples lives is my government”

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

SHOCKING FACT: If you earned £40,000 a day from when Jesus was born to the present day, you would still not make as much as Shell did in profits last year

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

I tell you who I would detain. People who listen to their devices on the train without headphones.

Yeah you could view our menu on the website, but why not download it as a pdf you can keep forever, for the memories

“It’s a bloody nightmare” Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working “It’s not ideal” Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined