#AddTheWordSillyToAnything You’ve sure got a silly mouth, boy...

Uranus Bars? #FirstDraftCandyNames

Honey, I shrunk my hands! #2018WhiteHouseMovies

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of 3 wives, a stripper and coupla porn stars. #FirstLineOfTrumpsBiography

Donald Trump wants this picture removed from the Internet, and I am just doing my part. #trump

🎼 There’s a hole in my horse that can only be filled by you... #replaceheartwithhorse

#unflatteringcatphotochallenge

have you a science book for kids? My 9 yr old son is interested. Ryan Medew Yup, my first kid book "Dr Karl's Big Book of Science & Nonsense"

Channel Nine have re-vamped their pitch map for Mitch: Courtesy Michael Clarke True Australian FB Pg

"mark sinclair: The 12th Man look at the time as well (This snapshot is a KEEPER. BB.)

MT Lovely joke. Robert Cooke

From a reader: "PORN gives young people an UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house . . .."

The One Thing I Wish I Knew Before I Started Building My Business huff.to/1hiYH7I via @HuffPostSmBiz

Peppa Pig jigsaw for sale

Simon Tedeschi at monkeybaa theatre Darling Harbour is a must see for all kids these school holidays monkeybaa.com.au/show/simon-ted…

I wrote this about my old cat bit.ly/1jVfPqf

@JamesOConnor832 well put, but umm, were you sitting on the toilet when you recorded that?

@pitthen Daily Life The Sydney Morning Herald a new low for SMH "journalism". What next? hating on volunteer bushfire fighters? The SES? Disability carers?

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ABC Sydney that’s Frances Madden’s band on Saturday night if you would like to correct the caption and give female musos some coverage.