Ooo Girl!! Shock me like an electric eal!!! Haha MGMT-Electric Feel has been playing in my head all day!

mulder at the video store

White fellas be like “on gang” b*tch what gang? Belle & Sebastian?

bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

Chud toddler: Ewww broccoli yucky 🤢🤢 Me: LMAO filtered by kino. Food doesn't have to be fun btw. Look up "theatre of cruelty".

Dear Mr. President. Please, don't ban phones in schools. I used X, snapchat, and tiktok to keep up with my students over the summer and weekends!

Dude it's neo-corporatism. It's literally late stage capitalism. Just look for it under techno-neo-feudalism bro. We're in a gerontocratic oligarchy

apparently explaining free indirect discourse is "outside the scope" of my job reading with seven year olds. im meant to be teaching them fundamental life skills, but they'll never come to grips with the literary revolution of modernism??

Your labubu is fake dude

Battleship Potemkin was released 100 years ago today, on Dec. 21, 1925

Ever since seeing an ad for “Bugonia,” my five-year-old has become completely obsessed. Why is Bugonia bald? Where did her hair go? Is she really an alien or just pretending? (Good question.) Can kids see “Bugonia”? Pretend Bugonia is chasing us. Etcetera.

Season 7 Episode 3

“counting or not counting the weeks where decades happen?”

matt johnson on: is it okay to call cops the f slur? "im ready to go 'permission granted'"