i’m not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant, I wonder to myself: Who has the other half of my egg? Two strangers; Living their lives; Sharing an egg.

This is Miles. He was asked what he was doing. And explained very clearly. 13/10

jake read the entire harry potter series for amy and leaves his job to be a stay-at-home dad so he could support amy in her career ross got mad at rachel for talking to her male coworker and then fell asleep at her work event and apologized by making fun of her job

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

same energy ✨

voting against human rights is a character flaw

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

how today feels