lana candor on abbott elementary!!!! and on a date with gregory!!! love this

first day without twitter blue in like 9 months and now it isn't pink anymore and I have to fit all my words into the limited character space and I can't undo+edit tweets when I notice a typo 💔

personally I think he should've stayed quiet

has ashley made a tiktok to the 'you look like taylor swift' line yet

“the rat’s name isn’t ratatouille” is our generation’s 'Frankenstein is the scientist' and I think that's beautiful

my favorite part of the It's Always Sunny podcast so far has been learning that this wasn't part of the script and Glenn just did this to make Rob and Charlie laugh and they left it in lmao

I am just so fucking disappointed that Amy Schumer is praised by peers and magazines for going on insane rants and posting inaccurate propaganda on instagram

while normal people are losing their jobs and careers for showing support for Palestine

I love how the routine for 'broke older patrick' is just the actor's own eyebrows and eye bags and hair 😭

also I cancelled my subscription for twitter lol this blue checkmark is too embarrassing & ugly

It's also dumb that elon would take away the ability to hide it without sending out a msg. When you pay for a membership for something, you should be informed about guideline changes.