BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: What's your name? {trying to be mysterious} I don't know

Are you kuomintang or turkish x.com/RealPostFolder…

me at the pool after my mom wrapped my towel around me

hell of a graphic that

Yamcha vs. Kami-sama from the Episode 139 of Dragon Ball

Fucking pisses me off so much that Hitler had two sidekick henchman that were a lanky skinny guy that was a schemer and a big dumb fat guy that loved cakes and their names were Göbbels and Göring.

this would impress me

The cia killed them because of this, im not kidding

os critérios pra conseguir emprego estão cada vez piores

buzz aldrin probably. first written in 1969

Indian news broadcasts are undefeated man what is this I’m so overstimulated

Miles Davis meeting Kenny G is one of my favourite photos ever. His look is priceless.

When I say SpongeBob is one of the greatest works of absurdist comedy, this is what I mean.

[Japanese manga writer trying to write Americans] “The CEOs would perhaps…..compete over who could take the manliest bite of the burger? No, that’s ridiculous, surely America cannot be like that.”

Schrondinger’s Ahmadinejad

“COULD BE”?

Getting very hard to not think the bits of Marx where he describes capital as an eldritch monster dominating all human life, the bourgeoisie as its vessels, are literal.