This is how white people tell history.

Till this day I still have no idea what the fuck he did for America

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can

this might be an unpopular opinion but people who let their cats up onto their kitchen counters/food prep area are absolutely disgusting

I’d dump you for joking about cheating on me

She’d kidnap and raise the fuck outta somebody’s baby

The film made them so uncomfortable it didn’t receive award consideration. That’s a win in my book.

Only grace I got is for children

People don't hate the system. They hate their rank within it.

and my logic is… if ima pay $1500 for a hotel in this country i might as well just go out the country 😭

3 hours of worship won’t wipe away the way you treat people during the week

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

i hate it when imessage makes the emojis smaller if you send more than 3 cause like dont stifle my emotional expression

Your trauma is really not an excuse to be manipulative, nonchalant, or narcissistic towards good people.

Even from yourself

People starting to use “two things can be true” a lil too freely for me. Sometimes one of them mf things is FALSE.

Honored to be a part of something so huge

You just had to be there

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn