'You've been unsubscribed to our mailing list.' From, surely?

There's still an alarming number of Shit Lawns all across Europe in #Anewlifeinthesun

Love this - The Prince of Wales has opened up about taking time to "understand my emotions" in a frank conversation about mental health. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Totally missed that yesterday was four full years since I moved. 4 full years of neighbour batshittery and inept public services. My book will be epic.

'we have today (19/2) arrested a man in his sixties from Norfolk' A phrase that will go down in history

Read the wrong price on mini eggs in Lidl. OHMYGOD how much? Are they Faberge now?

Someone somewhere possibly/probably does this already, but kind of like a dog field, but a screaming field, which you can rent for 10 minutes just to go and scream into the void. I would.

Slightly obsessed with the uselessness of the NHS app. Clicked on results. Faecal occult is one of the worst phrases I've ever read. And obviously I had to google it.

Christ on a bike - a third one of these monsters?

This seems like a really balanced piece on deer culling. I love seeing deer. I hate the sound of guns. I get the need to manage the land.

Vile paraphilia Vile man telegraph.co.uk/gift/649941ee8…

I sang Eminem (a line) to my 11 year old nephew and he didn't blush, walk out, laugh or wallop me. What a win.

Morning! It's newsletter week. Sign up, why don't you? The link is in last month's issue. Have a read, tick the box. Easy peasy. deadgoodwithwords.substack.com/p/not-too-word…

🎞️ As the actor who plays him on screen wins a Bafta, activist John Davidson spoke to us about what his Tourette syndrome entails - from ‘ticcing’ in front of royalty and overcoming a suicide attempt Read the full piece ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/0…

'Paul (left) asked that I clarify that his daughter had just got back from Thailand and brought him these trousers.' is not even the funniest bit of this The Mill piece manchestermill.co.uk/reform-hannah-…

It's what new Twitter is so good at. Shit hot takes.

30 pellet injuries - police said no suspicious circumstances! 'Police treated Low's death as "non-suspicious" until a forensic examination days later revealed the 65-year-old retired groundsman had been shot.' bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

1. Martin Money Saving email - yay your energy bills will be going down by 7-9% 2. VirginMedia email - just reminding you your bills are going up by 7.7% Pft