When you get your garden from the bargain bucket at B&M

They've done an entire property and managed a grand total of one plant... The environment is paying for the profit in their pockets. STOP HANDING THESE PEOPLE YOUR MONEY

Well done mate, hang yourself from that washing line by your testies 👌

You are most welcome 😉💪

Shout out to those handful of campaigners that really got this off the ground. You know who you are 🫶

Well said, Anke. From the Haringey Community Press Highgate CAAC Highgate Mums Highgate Society Clive Carter Bob Hare (also at @[email protected]) #Highgate

Dear Owner, the International Space Station can see your property and are wondering if you'd like a one way ticket to Mars?

It has accidental plants! That's a start. But it's still a #ShitLawnOfTheWeek

Why pro gardeners and designers will never use #plasticgrass :

They are visible manifestations of human ignorance, arrogance and gullibility . A 'quick fix' profit mentality coated in marketing greenwash and future gens will pay a hefty price. It has NO place, none
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Should we ban artificial grass in gardens?

A wildlife campaigner wants housing websites to include a search option for homes with none to give back to nature.

Are they right?

Narinder Kaur | Cristo | Jeremy Vine | #JeremyVine

What in the Santo infierno is this?

newscientist.com/article/238386…

Huge amounts of plastic from artificial grass end up in the sea

Fibres from artificial grass make up 15 per cent of plastic pieces found in samples of seawater near Barcelona
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Currently looking for a house, Rightmove Could you please add a button that removes all properties with artificial grass from my search?

Social Distancing #ShitLawns . Whatever next

Report these things to the ASA (Advertising Standards Agency) More often than not the ASA put a stop to it. Unfortunately as evidence of its impacts grows, companies are resorting to Greenwash

Post in my local community group. Apparently, the company called Aspirations Group, are proud of the transformation to an even more desolate garden with added plastic grass 🤔 👌Shit Lawns facebook.com/share/p/QToYZ1…

Are your players aware of their now increased risk of Cancer?

Shit Lawns Nice house, shit lawn. Sticks out like tits on a fish.

Artificial Grass is good for the environment and is low maintenance, saving you time and money #AprilFoolsDay

This must have taken many hours of slaving over a sketchbook to come up with this design. Hats off guys

Reasons not to use Artificial Grass;

- Kills Biodiversity & Wildlife
- Unsustainable Lifecycle
- Pollutes the environment with micro plastics
- Scorching Temperatures

Three Infographics to make you think 👇