yeah I tune my guitars to DDDGGG Diners Drive-ins & Dives Guy’s Grocery Games

“Would you like to buy some fresh chilli?”

Not to brag but after I finish watching a movie I can vaguely remember one or two details about it for up to 10 minutes

girls like to be called “hot,” but women like to be called “cantankerous”

being in love fucking rips

having a smoking hot boyfriend fucken rules

ppl are dunking on this but this type of critic is so important. these kinds of reviews make movies sound even better and can get you more hyped for them than almost anything

insta dump w that caption he’s soo girlie

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

The Fountain City Smoketacular An Improvised Documentary from The Bird Comedy Theater. 7/22 @ 9:00pm | 7/23 @ 6:00pm | 7/26 @ 7:30pm | 7/27 @ 6:00pm | 7/29 @ 6:00pm TheBirdKC.com

Can’t wait for their first tweet!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Can’t wait to see what they come up with!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the most beautiful home I’ve ever seen in my life oml

Can’t wait for the first tweet!!!! Also can’t wait to preview TV or not TV tonight at 7!!!!!

I might just enter my villain era. I’ve got too many receipts not to.

Duel in cum, no kids??? I sure hope no kids would be involved!

Let’s ask HER

Maybe I shouldn’t have fucked with my hormones in the middle of SAD season 🥲🥲🥲