???? That’s literally what always happens?

👀 MOM????? 👀

If you’re looking for local abortion clinics to support, the folks at @NDWINFund and Abortion is still legal in Georgia are doing good work to help provide access.

My husband interrupted my crying after Everything Everywhere All at Once (we had to “leave the theater for the next showing”) and I will never forgive him.

One mystery I’d love to solve is why the previous owners of our house installed a panic button. Like what kind of panic are you experiencing in suburban Westchester, pray tell??

‘You Need to Vote to Fix This,’ Says Lawmaker You’ve Voted for in the Past Four Elections: ow.ly/4GSg50J4wFX

Only thing more humiliating than having to inform my father-in-law (a derm) where my shingles lesion is located in relation to my nipple is GETTING SHINGLES IN MY 30S.

Am I the only Asian who did not like Bling Empire…? Like I like bling and I love empires but I hated that.

Sitting next to an iguana on the subway. Honestly he’s very well behaved.

Absolutely losing my mind that after a full month of talking about Severance my husband just informed me that he did improv with Britt Lower in college?! divorce

Hi New York Mets can you send the hot dog person to section 516

This pic is kind of blurry. Can you take another?

Wow my mom is not messing around

Refreshing to see someone even dumber than me walk this earth

Oh god

Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas, along with Donald Trump and Senator Ted Cruz, is scheduled to speak at the NRA's annual meeting in Houston on Friday, three days after the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas, that has left at least 14 children and one teacher dead. nyti.ms/38GYq3G

This is my whole personality now

Aw fuck,