“you cum fast” tough talk coming from someone who didnt cum at all☠️

Me mates questioning me on how many bumps of kenny I’ve had in the past half hour

When you have a bump of ket before the game

Cannot wait to see this bloke live

A good sausage is better than a good piece of bacon

There is no man, woman or child Alive faster than me at eating pistachios

Explains my high iq

Voldemort ?

Give people an inch and they take a mile

Some people's pictures of their roasts actually offend my eyes

Iconic 💂🏻‍♀️💂🏻‍♀️

My daughter is Eastern European. If Charles III apologises for the actions of the British empire I demand an apology from the Mongol President for his countries aggressive treatment of her people in 1279. I also demand an apology from the Italians for invading Britain in 43ad.

God save the King - not the same ring to it as it did for the Queen but we will be saying it for the next 100 years or more. Long May he reign #Coronation

God save the king

Gladiator is a cinematic masterpiece

Ted lasso is the biggest advocator for men's mental health I have ever seen.

Which one of these is the male in a race for females? And does not belong there….. ever.

I’m in tears 😭x.com/BurnerVideos2/…

Amazing miss or greatest assist?

It's murder on the dance floor