"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

canadian shane hollander and russian ilya rozanov!!!

That's it. That's the best picture from Saturday's No Kings protests in the USA. The literal Statue of Liberty being detained by police. It doesn't get much more poetic than this.

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT IRAN DID NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THAT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS BEFORE TRUMP STARTED THE EPSTEIN WAR 🤷

More American women are murdered every year by their own husbands than the total amount of murders committed by immigrants in this country.

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

No one: Kristi Noem’s husband for some reason:

How I feel explaining the West and Amanda situation to people who don’t watch Summer House

Me checking to see why Kristi Noem and her husband are trending

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

Trump trying to find more money for war in Iran

You seem pretty disco for a guy who’s always kissing

The fact this isnt immediately being cited as evidence the President is unfit to hold office is baffling

this is my version of an egot

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS