Well played, horses. Well played.

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Bro $3.09 🙄

Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad. Slavery was bad.

Ark Encounter is quite literally one of the most disgusting things that has ever been built. The amount of money it took to build this, and the money it brings in… for what? For Christian extremists to reaffirm their backwards beliefs. Imagine the good that money could do.

if you grew up hearing “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” you may be entitled to financial compensation

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

I just said “L like lasagna” to a customer service agent, and he lost it. I do not know the phonetic alphabet at all. Never will! I keep it creative.

It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the guns It’s the

bro i completely forgot that today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

twitter rn no context

millennial heart hands are the best heart hands and if you don’t believe me just look at the emoji 🫶🏼

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

jokes aside, i think the backlash from this will be awful and i think any death from gun violence fucking sucks. the irony is brutal, but the reality of our country is worse

no one mourns the wicked

Is nothing sacred anymore

#BREAKING ICE just shot and killed someone again. In Minneapolis. 5 shots. In front of Glam Doll Donuts