it will never stop being funny that after 25 you just decay physically and mentally for four to five decades, growing increasingly stupid and useless with every passing day until finally your worthless decrepit husk just stops working forever

How it feels infodumping about one of my revolving special interests mid conversation to someone

good example of “Catholic Brain”: being a nonbelieving atheist who was raised Catholic, seeing people fretting about “the rapture,” and having a little voice in your head that instinctively scoffs “you’re not even real Christians.”

hi erika

(desperately trying not to sound horny) oh my gosh your nails????

found a guy who believes jack dorsey personally hard-coded it so libs get boosted by the algorithm on here i wanna make fun of him but he seems to be terry davis levels of schizophrenic and neck-deep in imageboard poison so whatever just don't make him the main character, ever

mokou cabra

I love my moirail.

I think my money is gay

lowkey i'm using the computer better than most people i never see anyone laughing out loud at their phone anymore

My Togore Fanart #togore #DELTARUNE

Quality sex must now be referred to as "W Plaps."

I WANT FUCKING BOOTS ON THE GROUND DELIVERING FOOD AND MEDICAL ATTENTION TO EVERY LAST PALESTINIAN IN ANY PART OF PALESTINE AND IF ISRAEL DECLINE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE AIRSTRIKES ON THE KNESSET, MOSSAD AND SHIN BET. ANYTHING LESS THAN THIS IS RANK COWARDICE. THIS IS THE HOLOCAUST.

Boobs? Heh. Sucker's game. I'm wise to the ways of this world. I'm cynical, I'm jaded. I know things about how things work. And me, personally? Well, I actually fucking hate boobs. Because I'm wise and shit.

Happiest dream I've had lately was a beautiful twink letting me snooze a little while on his lap because I was tired from being a prince

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