"I miss you" Me trying to figure out who’s number this is:

I really don’t care how big my future house is but I MUST have a wrap around porch

these men really resort to messaging me on all media platforms when i don’t respond to their texts… BRUH 🙄

You ever felt like a placeholder? Like somebody was only dealing with you until they could get the person they actually wanted? Using you as a filler to fill in the time until they could go where they rather be?

180 acres with a river in Montana for 60k…. brb moving

People will borrow yo presence for their own ego. Protect that.

when i’m flirting for fun and they ask “when can i see you”

@st4rgirla Why even be in a relationship if you don’t take pride in your significant other

My phone so dry l get more emails than text messages 😂

A blue Powerade with ice has done more for me than the US government

“i can’t wait for the weekend” me all weekend :

idk which need to hear this but…

I’m a DNDer

as a man why are u blocking me

once you realize they just don’t care the situation becomes much easier to navigate.

how i look at the man i told everyone i hate