I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus but not your turn signal

There are a lot of people at this salon & spa mid-day on a Friday (myself included).

Zoe said she doesn’t want to watch the first “Frozen” because Elsa is mean to her sister.

Kadyn Proctor, WIDE receiver.

Hey Dawgs

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babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

To celebrate 100 days from the #CFAPeachBowl, we’re giving away a $100 Chick-fil-A gift card! Like + repost and comment who you’d buy CFA for to enter.

Zoe is eating her first Tootsie Roll Pop, and I had to help her finish the lollipop part so she could eat the chocolate. She asked me if next time I could lick all of the lollipop so she could just eat the chocolate…….

I’m not sure if anyone’s noticed this, but it can be really difficult to help people who won’t help themselves!!!

Moving for the first time since 2020, and we rediscovered our drawer of fancy face masks. What a time that was…

When you and your baby are covered in her poop and Buc-ee's Beaver won’t give you a plastic bag for dirty clothes because it’s “against policy”… probably wasn’t worth losing a loyal customer over! Maybe consider revising your policies or letting your employees use their best judgment?

Oh, thank GOD.

I love how the refs hate Auburn. ❤️

One of Zoe’s classmates, a 3 (almost 4) year old, is named Jim.

I remember, when Zoe was a newborn, googling whether babies could emotionally manipulate you. The answer was no. But I know with 100% certainty that almost-4-year-olds can and DO.

People who unpack and put their things away in the drawers at hotels are psychopaths.