James Corden's dad teaches Donald Trump how to hold the Bible. You have to watch this. youtu.be/mZv8GQX8E1I

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So many people. So few people attempting to social distance.

Here’s a great interview with Cam Crosland upphotographers.com/interviews/int…

Computers are made up of other computers. You prod a bit of hardware and it's like "Surprise! I'm actually another computer in a trench coat!". Nesting isn't uncommon; they're fractal

We're delighted that The Church in Wales | Yr Eglwys yng Nghymru Bench of Bishops are issued a clear statement of support for the proposed ban of gay conversion therapy. ✝️🏳️‍🌈❤️ churchinwales.org.uk/en/news-and-ev…

Scribe 1: I need you to draw a couple of knights and horses fighting S2: Weird, but okay S1: (A few minutes later) just to clarify, I meant the knights fighting each other, and the horses nearby. S2: Ooooh, that makes...more sense S1: Than what? S2: Nothing S1: THAN WHAT

The bird in the foreground just wrote "AS PER MY LAST E-MAIL" for the third time this morning and is about to start CCing in senior managers. The bird in the background is watching cat videos at its desk.

Autumn light.

I couldn't figure out where the comma(s) in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" should go, so I hit myself in the face.

THREAD: I keep being asked when we can go "back to normal" or "like it was before". My personal thoughts: We've added a new disease to our population, more infectious and more severe than flu. The world pre 2020 no longer exists - we may want it to, but it just doesn't. 1/13

Har precis lagt upp ett foto @ London, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CcKaW7aoxcr/…

Happy 41rst birthday to Sun Microsystems and all of our former employees, customers, partners, shareholders, and friends. You were all amazing.

It’s the greatest medical scandal of the 21st Century. Intransigent doctors and gullible journalists have made the lives of ME/CFS patients a living hell. A massive and shocking story in this week’s column. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

The best fry ups: 1. Greasy spoon cafe (also random roadside cafes/truck stops) 2. Garden centre 3. Your own home 4. Hotel buffet (warning: can also often be the worst) 5. A B&B in the middle of nowhere where the owner knows how to cook one thing incredibly well, and that

historically, men in this situation used a folding canopy called an umbrella

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.