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king of a pig deal
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calendar_today16-01-2021 08:07:15
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vor 6 tage
Congratulating people for being sober is like congratulating people for breathing
Guy who can’t sit for longer than 30 minutes
vor 1 woche
business idea 💡
damn whore i like your are style
Tortured wiggers department
If you ever show your face around here again I swear to god we will grab some lunch and go shopping
I am trying to live my life so God eventually says this to me
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
Daily affirmation people are out to get you and want you to suffer
Why tf do you build me up buttercup baby 😭😭😭 just to let me down?
*forgetting the word for ambidextrous* my hands are bisexual
Grown ass man with a bong
picasso 'face of a chud'
First date idea we go to heaven
Cats with jobs
deactivating this when i turn 18
Is the moon full where you are too