quality stuff, that

眠りとはこういうことかもしれない。

type of guy who realizes he enjoys a subject while cramming 2 hours before the final exam

quickly before I go bed, in an alternate universe still under the patriarchy, at this same point in technological advancement if men had to do the pap smear they would have a pain free test by now

iOS 'Do Disturb' mode

I’m on it if u man are (gonna be on it anyway tbf just encouraging my community 🤣)

This not bars nigga???

Dj booth

My son just asked to go to the zoo and I’m just thinking, it’s kinda wild that there’s one in central London init? Bro there’s a giraffe in Zone 1 right now watching someone get a parking ticket for being on a double yellow.

Very notable that while your classics like 'lol' and 'lmao' have hung around there's no longer any real use case for 'brb' or 'g2g'. Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here

Yhhh cmon she has the perf voice for this

The sigh at the start tells me this is real

love a piece of art that sends me spiralling into existential crisis (complimentary)

Good Bridget day today:
had my hair done ✅
went shopping with my frens ✅ ate a cheeseburger ✅
going to the theatre ✅

Hello world, 15 minutes old

Idgaf how many shoes i got ima still rotate the same 3 pair