🥃 Red Swanson 🍺(@redandron) 's Twitter Profileg
🥃 Red Swanson 🍺

@redandron

If Red Forman & Ron Swanson were one person. Veteran, шпион, lawyer, purveyor of truth #2A #MolonLabe🇺🇸#NRA🇺🇸 #military🇺🇸#MAGA #KAG ⚜️🐅🦞#LSU

ID:980982389944942592

calendar_today03-04-2018 01:36:42

7,1K Tweets

1,6K Followers

1,7K Following

Follow People
🥃 Red Swanson 🍺(@redandron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Louden wrote a phenomenal paper on the clitoris, rolled around with Carla, and pinned Shute. He definitely made his mark.

I think of this movie every time I hear “Only the Young” by Journey.

Super 70s Sports

account_circle
🥃 Red Swanson 🍺(@redandron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

GAMEDAY is in Bozeman.

Montana v. Montana St.

Nick Faldo was the guest picker. I like Nick, but he’s been in Montana for 10 minutes.

It is criminal that Robert J. O'Neill wasn’t selected to make the picks.

account_circle
🥃 Red Swanson 🍺(@redandron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Once you turn 50yrs old:

1. Never trust a fart.

2. Never waste an opportunity to take a piss.

3. Never waste an erection, even if you’re by yourself.

account_circle
🥃 Red Swanson 🍺(@redandron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When first hearing Terry Kath play, Jimi Hendrix was quoted as saying that he thought Terry Kath played guitar better than he did. It was later on reported that Jimi Hendrix also called Terry Kath the “Best Guitarist in the Universe.”

account_circle