Drinking Josh and killing the president

The only person whi can peg me is aunt jemima

Adverbs are fucking dope

Im coming out as evil

The next season of true detective should have Andy Samberg and Danny McBride

This Foreplay/ Takin a Long Time

Hey that football player from the naked gun movie died

Dune 2 would’ve been so much better if Christopher Walken hung dong

They should abolish the electoral college and just elect presidents highlander style

I got head at the kumite

How many tinder chicks to i have to say nice tits to before i get a date

Gonna ask this genie for two malboro reds and a busch light

Unfortunately Akira Toriyama died. Cartel activity is expected to drop to almost zero as they will be watching dragon ball in mourning.

AIDS is like the cheese touch

Saltburn fucking sucks

Announcing my 2024 presidential campaign with my running mate, the real paul mccartney, who has been living in my attic since 1966

If 2000 rushing yards in the nfl doesn’t acquit you for murder then nothing does

Doing what they did in fight club but instead of under a bar im doing it under a battered womens shelter

I got a fever and the only prescription is more goth bitches

Waffle house chocolate milk bouta cure my autism