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🥃 Red Swanson 🍺

@redandron

If Red Forman & Ron Swanson were one person. Veteran, шпион, lawyer, purveyor of truth #2A #MolonLabe🇺🇸#NRA🇺🇸 #military🇺🇸#MAGA #KAG ⚜️🐅🦞#LSU

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🥃 Red Swanson 🍺
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1 year ago

Once you turn 50yrs old:

1. Never trust a fart.

2. Never waste an opportunity to take a piss.

3. Never waste an erection, even if you’re by yourself.

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