You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...

Bollocks to Brexit

Read it to the end!

I spent another 40 hours in Rees-Mogg hell, now this exists. Thanks all JOE

My thread on how to beat Leavers (sorry!) 1/ I was a Leave voter. I have become a #Remainernow, but there is one key piece of the Brexiteer psyche I don’t feel is being engaged with by any of the Remain parties. You see, every Brexiteer is a hero.

Shocked to hear an unpatriotic chap on the radio this morning undermining a British diplomat to curry favour with a foreign leader. Clearly he hates Britain. Didn't catch his name. Nigel something.

THREAD: The next UK Prime Minister will soon be chosen by around 160,000 members of the Conservative Party – that's 0.2% of the population. Almost half of the members are now over 65, 71% are male and 97% are white. [1/8] #Dispatches

I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.

🤣 David Smith

When you have to reconstruct food to attempt to taste better than what is grown off a plant, something has seriously gone wrong.

Say what you will about these two men, the politics they hold, the deeds done. But this is the type of interviewing and reflective answering that should be our standard: “So if Brexit is your problem & Brexit is the question go back to the people on Brexit”

Haha this has made my day.

For some reason, I haven't been invited to Davos this year. Was it something I said? 🤔

During my time in the Submarine Service, I - along with many others - endured many weeks and months cooped up in a steel tube under the waves. I just thought I’d share a few coping strategies for many of you now facing a Covid-19 “patrol”.

Help slow the spread of #COVID19 and identify at risk cases sooner by self-reporting your symptoms daily, even if you feel well 🙏🏼. Download the app covid.joinzoe.com

Misery Bear's Guide to Isolation youtu.be/Ai0MVYzGC4w via YouTube 🤣

Word of the day is ‘bloviator’ (19th century): a speaker of empty rhetoric and blower of hot air; someone who talks a lot but says very little.

So — this lawyer on a Zoom had to let a judge know he wasn’t a cat after accidentally switching to a cat filter...