Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx

I accept the challenge from a friend Welsh MayBoo tweet a movie poster I like, don’t explain why and nominate 5 friends to do the same. Alex Collins David Ross Comrade Mike Cybernat-McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ... @__Helicon__

I am fantastically impressed by this....I struggle to put on my socks in the morning....😮

I don't work for him honestly... But if you're into podcasts James O'Brien Full Disclosure is absolutely the business, the interview with Jess Phillips was so insightful...

Christ alive man. The messages about how people don't like wearing masks. None of us do, you tiresome bellends. It's not like the rest of us are dancing down the fucking street about it.

Ok. He wouldn't have been my choice... But this is very good...

Morning troops... Well as sleeps go, that wasn't in the top ten... struggling right now with that, but I'm still rocking along... Cuppa? 😊☕

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Example of corruption A 'secret' contract to test effectiveness of Tory Covid messaging worth £840,000, issued by the Cabinet Office, run by Michael Gove. Recipient: 'Public First', owned by married couple, James Frayne and Rachel Wolf. Frayn worked on campaigns with Cummings,

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Long shot guys but my mrs lost her iphone last night somewhere between McDonalds on maryhill road and the wee snackbar on ruchill street, if anybody’s heard of anythin it would be appreciated. Also if yous could gee this a wee RT tht sould also be greatly appreciated

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#RussiaReport I'm swinging between despair and a slow burning but fast building anger... Let's gtfo...#indyref2

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Listening to #PMQs Johnson is embarrassing, the Tories are just hyenas baying away in the background. Puerile embarrassing garbage... Let's get out of here. #indyref2

He's talking about fucking poohsticks... Jesus fucking Christ... 😫😫😫😫

Sigh... It's the tax avoidance and the unethical work practices... You halfwit...