Joe Lycett hey Joe, my wife & I were coming to see you in Leamington as our wedding anniversary but our newborn daughter arrived 2 weeks later & our babysitter now has plans so we can’t. We’d love to see you, fancy a coffee in before? Promise we’re not weird. 😬 #dontaskdontget

Hey IKEA UK. Why has your Coventry store got no heating at all in its cafe and the aircon if blasting out cold air?!

Hey Old Account, just had one if your mushroom bolognese. Probably the best ready meal I’ve ever had. Nice!!! 👌🏼

Just favorited "Live at The Social volume 1 - mixed by The Chemica..." by The Social on Mixcloud mixcloud.com/TheSocial/live…

SOME in the music industry should consider a little more b4 tweeting asking 4 more £ support through times ahead. When you’re on 1k+ PER GIG (and busy) you’ve earned near a months wage vs most ppl for just ONE of those DJ sets, didn’t save any of it(?) 🔥me. Someone had to say it

Harvey Weinstein ‘has Coronavirus’ Careful Harvey, Jeffrey Epstein ‘had Coronavirus’ too. #coronavirus

I hope he gets the help and support he needs, glad he’s safe. #preditah

Hey bandcamp, you can download files directly to iPhones and have been able to for some time..... Even being able to save it to Dropbox or other cloud base services. Any chance of an update to your site for uses downloading on the go. Thanks. X

Hey Tesco ,are you actually going to enforce this with your own staff or not bother?!

Hey Sofology I’m getting no response from your online service and my deliver is mow 2 days late. Any advice as to how to get any information out of you guys? #sofology #sofa #late

Give Alex Beresford his job. Far better at showing both sides of an argument. Bye bye Piers Morgan #piersmorgan #cutoff #dinosaur

Hey Maynards Bassetts I’ve just treated myself and opened a bag of liquorice allsorts, imagine my horror of having not one jelly spog or Bertie to enjoy!

why are you imagining what my tits look like anyway, and why is it my responsibility to preserve that fantasy ? fuck off pls

#JohnsonOut14

Hey KITKAT You know vegans like multipacks too right?! #chocolate #kitkat #Vegan